TORN........3

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Its all coming back to me… you are him…I mean…his twin…I screamed.
Hello ma’am, yes its me… doctor wale asked me to surprise you today. Hi, I’m Kenny… wales twin brother. I smiled with so much excitement. “hello dear,its so nice to finally meet you” I said. We hugged and I asked him to come in. “unfortunately, wale isn’t around. He had to go for an emergency”… I explained. “yes am not surprised, that’s his thing”…he said. what can I offer you? I hope you American people can manage our foods and drinks here ooo because I prepared amala and efo elemi meje for you”… I said with so much excitement. “haaaaaa, you are just as he described; beautiful, warm and very homely”. “Don’t flatter me Kenny”… I said. We talked and laughed as I ushered him to the dinning table.
“ola, this is such a lovely meal…wow… I don’t think I have had this in years”…Kenny exclaimed. “thank you dear, I am glad you like it”… I said. Kenny and I instantly clicked. I mean, we became friends instantly. He said he had to relocate to Nigeria because he had to finally seal a deal he has been working on. “I have to meet with the MD/CEO tomorrow, we have a lot to discuss”… he said. I had no idea of what he was talking about but I had to flow in order to save myself the embarrassment. “you are welcome to stay here anytime dear”… then I thought to myself “why I dey talk like say na me get house ooo… person wey get house sef no toast me. I con dey do like madam…haaaaaaaa….”. I saw Kenny off to his room…
We lived together for about 8weeks… wale never for once stopped being so nice to me. At a point, I started wondering if he had feelings for me. If he found me attractive… I just kept wondering. My anxiety was cut short one hot Sunday afternoon. Wale and I returned from church. The service was wonderful. The pastor preached about love. “YOU HAVE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER… SHOW CARE TO THE NEEDY… GIVE ARMS…” he ended the preaching by saying… hold your neighbor and tell him or her that you love him/her. I felt wales warm hands. He held me and said “ola, I love you”. I know you think I’m over reacting… but I know what I saw. I saw his eyes… his beautiful brown eyes, he stared at me with so much affection. I felt chills run down my spine… I felt it… I felt like he really did love me. On our way home, things were a bit awkward… he dint say a word to me. He just drove the car. When he finally decided to talk, all he said was… I think I’m ready to start bearing taiwo. I looked at him with so much confusion. why? “ why did you decide to change your name in the first place?”… I asked. “it’s a long story and I really don’t wanna talk about it”… he said.
We got home around 3 pm. The traffic in lagos is just crazy. We got in and wale…taiwo asked me to please get food. “I am so hungry ma”… he explained. “ok, give me 5minutes”… I said. I felt very relevant. I really felt like the madam of the house. I walked into the dinning room with taiwos food. He was topless. All he had on was the Ankara trouser he wore to church. “Shit… is this man really allowed to walk around lagos looking this hot? Is it not against the medical profession to look so hot… I mean, wont the patients feel intimidated with his body”… I thought to myself. Silly thoughts crossed my mind. I wanted to hold him, kiss his six parks. Oh shit… I need to have this man. I stared at him with so much desire… ohhhh lord jesus forgive me for fornicating in my mind on a Sunday. I don’t think he noticed me because he dint even say a word. “Why this man dey purnish me nah”… I thought to myself. “oh dear, this food smells delicious… I cant wait to eat you up… suck you till you come”… pls don’t blame me ooo… that was what I heard… so I decided to ask him again. “what did you say?”… he smiled and said.. “this food smells delicious… I cant wait to eat it”. I was beginning to hear things…
That Sunday marked the beginning of my undying desire for taiwo. I had to have him. Ohhhhhhhhh… I had to. The next morning, he went to work. I also decided to go shopping. I got all the sexy night gowns, dresses and bum shorts. Well, I had to seduce him. He got home around 10:49,I was counting every second. Immediately I heard the car horn, I sprayed my perfume and adjust my bra. “hello dear, how was your day?”… I collected his brief case and turned like I wanted to take it to his room. I dropped the case and pretended it was a mistake. My hip size is 40… yes, I have a big behind. I had to let him get a glimpse of it. I bent slowly as I picked the case. He dint even make any move. He just stood there and stared at me. “thank you dear, you seem happy today… what is the occasion?”… he asked. I thought to myself, “see me see wahala ooo… abi this man is impotent ni?”… “my day was just there I said and walk to my room with so much anger.
Days passed and I tried all I could to attract him. But none of them worked. It was like I was sexually invisible. He dint even notice me.so I decided to close the chapter.
One morning, Kenny came home with so much excitement. “Nike nike nike… come we need to celebrate”. “what are we celebrating oh”…I said. “I got the contract… they finally signed. I am now the new owner of that company I told you about”. “wooooow”… I screamed. “that’s great news, tell me all about it”… I said. “you know I told you they are having issues, the managering director mrs shade adeniyi lost her husband i a car crush and had to relocate to the states. I heard that the real owner got missing some months ago so the legal partners had no choice but to sell the company to settle debts”. “ shade shade shade”… the name clicked….no…. I fainted.